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The Can Opener was Reviewed! Awesome reviews by a bunch of awesome reviewers. They do this in their own time for the love of reading. It just makes me happy to know people are still reading! Check out the reviews … Continue reading
“Old rockin’ chair’s got me/ Cane by my side/ Fetch me that gin, son/ ‘Fore I tan your hide.”* Old age my friends. If I wore pants, the bottoms would be rolled. Old age–your hearing goes, your lift off goes, … Continue reading
Join the world in celebrating Earth Hour tonight. Turn off your lights from 8:30-9:30 PM, your time zone. Can Opener is unplugging all the stuff before she departs for a liberal location where the lights will be off. Me? I … Continue reading
Just pausing to comment on my favorite Super Bowl XLIV ad. Green Police Felt just like home here at the compound. Howard out!
I couldn’t have said it better myself. The Divining Wand Keep spreading the “Crazy” word! Howard out!
The Can Opener is featured today in the Divining Wand Blog. To read it, click here. She got the high points when describing the compound where she and other Can Openers live to serve us (I supervised the writing). It … Continue reading
My Can Opener has been revealed and she didn’t even have to take off her clothes. Check it out: http://thediviningwand.com/2010/01/the-revealing-of-shana-mahaffey/ Happy Caturday. Howard out!
Egypt announces the find of an ancient cat goddess temple. For details, click here. Now they’re not saying anything about the sacrificial mice, but I am certain they’ll find DNA evidence in the dust. Meow baby! Howard out! How to … Continue reading
For all you Marin County Hot Tubers *, the Can Opener will be one of six authors kicking off the “Why There Are Words,” reading series tomorrow, Thursday, January 14 at 7PM in Sausalito, CA. Details are below. Can Opener … Continue reading